Congratulations to Josh Beckett on your no-hitter!
Bronx Zoo celebrates Memorial Day with Komodo Dragon display. Huh?
Harvard scientists make millimeter size drone. Obviously to kill millimeter size terrorists.
Mental illnesses can reduce life expectancy more than heavy smoking. See, smokers aren’t so nuts after all.
10 sickened by raw clover sprouts. Serves them right. Why don’t they eat normal food like Big Macs?
That’s all, folks. Sleep tight.