Police shoot and kill bear inside Alaska home. “This morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”-Groucho Marx, “Animal Crackers”.
Why using toilet seat liners is basically pointless-Huffington Post. (Warning:language) “You don’t get syphilis off a God damn toilet seat.”-Sally Field (believe it or not), “Back Roads”.
19 websites that will make you smarter-Business Insider. As for the rest of them. oh well.
Porno-chic is out-someone tell Lady Gaga-The Independent (UK). On second thought, don’t. Why spoil her fun?
Criminal’s “sexy” mugshot goes viral. The woman cop who busted him: “You have the right to remain…oh. hell, kiss me, you fool.”
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